Wedding toasts can be some of the most memorable parts of weddings. All the tension of the wedding is over. People have a drink in their hand, and they’re making merry. Ties are loosened, and laughter fills the room.

Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple’s big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won’t be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here’s some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.

If you want to give a 4 minute toast, you’ll want to find some resources to help you. But here are some thoughts to get you thinking in the matrimonial direction.

1. He who hesitates is lost. But in marriage, he who hesitates saves himself.

2. Marriage is like eating at a restauant. You order one thing, then you see what someone else has, and you wish you’d ordered that.

3. Want to remember your wife’s birthday. Forget it once, and you should have no trouble remembering the next time.

4. If a man says something in the forest, and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

5. A husband’s last words should always be: “OK, buy it.”

6. Women. They try to change you for years, and then they complain that you’re not the man they married.

7. There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Now, we know these probably aren’t helping that much with YOUR toast. But maybe they put a smile on your face, and now you can get to work on your toast. Good luck!

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